today was a mugging ivle day!
oh man! ivle sucks big time!
now that i've finished everything (phew!)
i kind of have a phobia of ivle alr.
its like u log on to ivle...
and u go SIAN....
LOL.
yup it was a really exciting evening and night.
kind of entertaining as well!
maybe it isnt tat wise to be sad over things for long.
and considering the pile of shit i've been thru
for the past few months.
i think its really good to hav a break sometimes.
sometimes wen i look at people with religion,
like christians and catholics.
its really surprising how they can look so umm.
enlightened.
don't really know how to describe it.
but given this chance maybe i shld try going church too.
if it can really help to solve some of my problems.
rah.
A man gets pulled over for speeding in his new BMW.
A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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